Movies you should watch with ur girlfriend when u wanna break up

Here's a few films dat would help you a lot in  breaking up with her ..

1.AAP KA SUROOR

well this movie works like a litmus test.. if she really enjoys the movie BREAK UP WITH  HER IMMEDIATELY...and if she doesn't you won't see her ever again after intermission .

2. NO SMOKING 

This one is in case of an emergency ..Don't try this one if you have slightest of feelings for her still left..! After she's through watching the film she 'll spend the rest of her life wondering what the film was all about .It has become one of the mysteries of life that no one can solve ..(actually no one really cares to solve ). Bottomline IT WORKS LIKE  A CHARM.

3.JULIE

This is an outside shot but worth a try , if not anything else  ur next 3 hours will be well spent .The girl in the movie is hot and if everything goes according to plan , she might switch over to the other side .. if u know what i mean!

4.RGV ki AAG

Desperate times call for desperate measures.. well this is a desperate measure . I don't think i need to explain any more !!

5.Any MITHUNDA or RAJNIKANT MOVIE

This is for all those who love to take a risk or two.This has a potential risk , if the girl is from south she might actually like it.. and hello to long term relationship .or is that the wedding bells that i am hearing .

--Amit

The Pseudo-photogenic effect

Pseudo-photogenic effect states that you cannot rate a girl just by looking at her pictures.[refer post 1 for rating system :P ]

Here, I explain it in more detail. The general phenomena we observe is that they take hundreds of their pictures and out of those hundreds only one or two of them come out in the open, for us to see. Sometimes all are rejected (*evil laugh*). These are the ones in which they look prettier, cuter than what they actually are. That is, they seems to be more photogenic than they actually are, which explains the prefix "Pseudo". That is why, it is strongly advised to not rate them just by looking at their pictures.
Simple theory, small explanation but of utmost importance.


Stay tuned, more to come...


--Shekhu

The standard ranking system for a girl

oh well, you're out at a coffee shop with a friend. And you see some random girl, and then you compare it with a girl in your college or your EX or a girl you saw outside that coffee shop or a girl which you thought was the best so far. Anyway, your friend might have different opinions about each of them. Therefore, you need agreement and harmony and something to agree upon... for which our ranking system will help you the most.

Ranking system is a two-step process:

1. You and your friend should identify a girl both of you know, to make her a standard.

2. You rate the girl out of 10 and try to find a consensus on the marks to be given. Once you reach an agreement you're done.

3. All you need to do is to keep giving marks on the basis of Pt. 1 and Pt. 2 to each of the girls you will see later.

Tip: You must approach rating system with full seriousness, marks like minus, zero or 100 are plain rubbish.. and you should not be childish.. for past one year we have not rated anyone below 2 or above 8.5.



P.S. We're not degrading women here. To all those girls out there, you can implement the same on us.. :P


--Amit and Shekhu